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This one you can see right here between Jay and

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I, there's a big thing. There's a big. Exclamation

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point, and it says spoiler alert. So this is

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our spoiler discussion. So this is for people

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that don't care about spoilers or anyone who's

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already seen the movie that wants to hear more

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about it in a spoiler -tastic fashion for Thunderbolts.

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Again, Jay and I saw a kind of day zero advanced

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fan screening today for Thunderbolts. We both

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enjoyed the movie. Let's start with the obvious

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thing, the asterisk, right? We put the asterisk

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in the title. Right. So first off. Were you surprised

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by the explanation of the asterisk? I was. I'm

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not going to I'm not going to lie. I was like,

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what's up with the Asterix? Is it like because

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the name was already taken like another movie

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was called the Thunderbolts? Is it like I did

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not understand the meaning behind this? I did

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not. And then they explain it. At the very end

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and they're the New Avengers literally the New

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Avengers New Avengers with a Z So let's let's

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talk about New Avengers really quick. So New

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Avengers is actually a comic book, right? The

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first like crew of which is like spider -man

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Wolverine Spider -woman and Luke Cage so not

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the people who see this movie, but New Avengers

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is a thing and that's the asterisk the whole

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time by the way, the joke is In the comics, the

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Thunderbolts are formed by Thunderbolt Ross,

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who obviously is Red Hulk and is now in prison

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after the events of Brave New World. But in this

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case, it's Yelena's childhood soccer team. That's

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where the name came from. He's like, we are the

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Thunderbolt. And they're like sponsored by shades.

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And then they get to argue about who sponsored

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her soccer team as a child. Which was a little

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running gag they had um So so there's the asterisk

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they at the end of the movie they are announced

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as the new avengers So obviously Marvel trying

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to pull one over on all of us by calling it thunderbolts

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asterisk When it's there's a new avengers Yeah,

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you're shaking your head like you don't like

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this or or what? I did. I actually really liked

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it because like it was surprising and you know,

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I I like being surprised. You know, I on unlike

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you, I didn't really know what to expect from

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from the Thunderbolt. So I was like everything

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was a surprise to me. I did not figure out the

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plot of the movie. And honestly, like the person

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I thought was going to die, I thought. Oh, yeah.

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Who did you think was going to die? We mentioned

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this in the non -spoiler review. David Harbor.

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You thought Red Guardian was going to die? Yes,

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because because he was the guy that was like

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you said, he was trying to bring everyone together.

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He was the heart of the team. And I thought we

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were going to go with like Agent Colson here.

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We're like, oh, OK. Oh, like they can't get along.

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They're fighting. Something happened. He dies.

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And then they band together. And that didn't

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happen. No, I'm happy about. Yeah. The only death

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we get, we get we get Taskmaster really early

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in the film. Taskmaster shows up and got done.

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Boom. Over right in the head. Like, OK. Right.

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Because they get Valentina sends them all to

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kill each other. Right. and then incinerate the

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evidence. Like, all right, you all kill each

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other and then whoever's left, I'll just burn

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them alive. It'll be fine. But it doesn't work

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out that way because of Bob. Right. Bob is Sentry.

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Right. And in the comics, Sentry and Void are

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two halves of the same coin. Sentry is Superman.

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Right. In the comic books. And here he is very

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much Superman. That was that was definitely the

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vibe you got when he was fighting the Thunderbolts

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in that moment. Yeah. Yeah, 100 percent like

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they the little like the research that they discover

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on him. They said something like, oh, like he

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has the power of ten thousand sons or something

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like immediately. I was just like, oh, shit,

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is this like Superman? Yeah, he's he's Superman,

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except he's got the other side of him, which

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is the void, which is psychotic and creates little

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shadow things on the ground and like mercs people

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that was a cool visual when he starts shadowing

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people on the ground I was like damn I I'm not

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gonna lie like that scene um when like they're

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all like helping each other save like the civilians

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and then um there's the little girl that just

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gets yeah David Harbour saves the little girl

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Oh, my God. I was like, oh, I was like, she's

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dead. Oh, my God. And they started that one.

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That was kind of the first one out the gate beyond

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the soldier guys. You were like, oh, OK, like.

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Yeah, we're just merkin fools. Right out the

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gate. OK, void. Try to think what else we want

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to talk about cutting here in our spoiler review.

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It's it's again, I'm going to go watch it again

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this weekend. I'll probably take my daughter

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to it. The pacing, it felt like it kind of, it

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kind of got a slow start. I was like, what are

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you doing? Where are we going? I like that she

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stole the guinea pig. Like she goes in to blow

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the lab up at the beginning and she finds this

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guinea pig and she's talking to the guard that

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she's tied up. And then she fights the scientist

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and like telegraphs the fight. She talks, she

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narrates what's going to happen until he accidentally

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shoots himself in the head. Yeah, that was like,

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oh, that one's supposed to happen. And she's

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like, I needed that face. Yep. But before she

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blows up the lab, she steals the guinea pig and

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is just walking down the road with the guinea

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pig. I was like, oh. And then we see the guinea

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pig in credits with the I don't know, the AI

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art or whatever. The guinea pig is on the front

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of the George Washington vote. Yes, I like the

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guinea pig. Yeah, I mean ultimately I said I

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clocked at the beginning I was like, okay You

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learn is going through all this stuff and then

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what the the reason I clocked it is the second

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he started touching people Right. He does it

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to you Elena first. He touches you later. She

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goes back into like Some weird alt universe where

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she's seeing her a horrible thing from her past

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then he does it to walk her right which I mentioned

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this as we were waiting for the end credits.

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Please, guys, start using his name. He's U .S.

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agent. Okay. He's U .S. agent. Okay. Let's stop.

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Yes, it was funny. We had the jokes about dime

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store and junior university, Captain America.

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Right. He's U .S. agent. That's his stupid name.

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Right. In the comic books. Okay. He's U .S. agent.

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Anyway. Yeah. when he when he starts touching

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them and they go into their little void space

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and like relive that horrible thing and that

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he does the same thing to walker right while

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they're still in the vault i was like oh so what's

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going to happen is they're going to go into the

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void space at the end and they're going to find

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good bob and they're going to talk and everything

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they're going to work out their demons and everybody's

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going to work it out And it was it was when we

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got the walker one the Elena one I wasn't sure

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what once they needed to walker. I was like,

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oh, okay This is where rap and so the whole movie.

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I was like Okay, we're gonna get to the point

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where they're all going into the void Which was

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the only downside to me for the movie I was like

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I know what's happening That that's so that is

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like the the I don't know the bad dark side of

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reading all the comics. And it's hard. It's hard

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to read all the comics. But yeah, I I'm not gonna

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lie. Like there's there's moments when like new

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movies like this come out. I'm like, oh, Thunderbolts.

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Like should I look at like a like a paperback

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and like try to like read up on the Thunderbolts?

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And I'm like, stop. No, don't do it. Don't do

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it. Just be surprised. So I like that. And I

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will say that. That's what I'm happy. I managed

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to because apparently the asterisk thing leaked

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a couple of days ago and I know. Yeah, I missed

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it. I was like, no, and I'm not going to look

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because I want to be surprised because Kevin

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Feige had said that the asterisk was on the Thunderbolts

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title for a reason. And I was like, that's interesting.

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And Feige is very deliberate. So I was like,

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it's going to be what's going to be. And then

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we get. Our reasoning they're the new Avengers

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Our other post credit we had at the end of the

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Marvels was we get we get miss Marvel and Kate

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Bishop So maybe we're gonna have new Avengers

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and young Avengers all coming together for Avengers

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doomsday Was there anything before we get to

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the post credit scenes anything else like within

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the film? Spoilery wise that you want to chat

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about I mean, let's let's talk about the struggle

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with depression theme. I liked that That was,

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um, it was really cool because they did it in

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a manner to me that wasn't like cheesy and it

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wasn't like, Oh, this is lame. Like it was like

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these guys have a dark past and you can't shove

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that down. It's going to come back. It's going

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to boil over. Um, and if it does and you can't

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control it, you're going to fucking start voiding

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people out, you know, like, and it's it was.

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And there's some there's some like dark scenes

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of like child murder. Yeah, childhood murder

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abuse. It's yeah. His parents like abuse. Well,

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and like when they're whipping the girls in the

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red room after they fail, the gun putting together

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a competition like. Yeah. They do not shy away

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from dark themes in this movie. And I liked it.

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I like that. Yeah. I thought it was a good move.

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Yeah, I thought it was good writing. All credit

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to Florence Pugh, man. She played it well. She

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really did like you bought it the whole time.

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And I think that same dialogue, that same story

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with a lesser actress. I mean, and there's a

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reason she's in Chris Nolan's films. There's

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a reason she's done the movies that she's done

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outside of the MCU. She's a very talented actress.

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Yeah. And I think that she I think a lesser actress

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could have made that cheesy and not land the

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same way. Yeah, I agree. Again, and I'm going

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to go back to David Harbour again, from the very

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beginning of the movie, when she comes to see

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him and he's brushing his teeth with dish soap.

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Right. the whole time he's trying to be like

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he's he is unrelenting in his love for her and

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his belief in her the whole movie and it's not

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a put it's not a put on job right like you do

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you do not ever get the sense that he is anything

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but sincere in he's saying Yelena I know you

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did this stuff it wasn't your fault you were

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a child And I love you, and I'm here to support

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you. The whole time, like he, and I think again,

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I think David Harbour sells it well. He plays

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it well. And even when she's rejecting him, he's

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just like, you know what, it's fine. I'm gonna

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come back with the same message again. That I

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love you, you're a good person, you can be a

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hero. And I believe in you like the whole time.

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And I think and I think that ties back to the

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mental health talk of, you know, people with

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like depression, they need to hear these things.

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They need to hear like, hey, like that's that's

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not who you are. Like you're a good person. And

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there was actually one subtle thing that I liked

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really, really much. So with Bob. Yeah. When

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we go into Bob's past, there is I can't remember

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the exact phrase. Oh, yeah. So you want to be

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a hero or like something like that or like you'll

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ever be a hero or something. His dad says it

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to him. Yeah. When he's trying to protect his

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mom. Yeah. And the void tells Bob. And that is

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like a huge that's self -talk. That's a negative

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self -talk. So like. When you're, when you grow

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up and your parents say horrible shit to you,

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then when you get older, you don't realize it.

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You think it's your like own inner dialogue talking

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to you, but it's actually the voice of your abuser,

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your, your dad or whatever. Um, and I was like,

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Oh shit. I was like, damn, this is like some

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deep, like therapy shit. I didn't like a Marvel

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movie. I was like, Oh God, very much. Yeah. Yeah.

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And it's and here's the thing. It's it's it's

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Red Guardian showing that unconditional love

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for Yelena and him saying you can be more. And

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that's what she goes into the void to tell Bob

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you can be more. Right. I'm here. Like the way

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that Red Guardian's like, I'm here for you. I

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will do what you need to make you better. She

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pays that forward to Bob. to save it and then

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eventually it's everybody and then and then we

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get the group hug. That was the only thing that

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surprised me was that it was like at the end

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it was like all of us are gonna we're here for

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you Bob right and I thought that was I thought

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that that paying for mention that thing where

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she was like you know you're better and she figures

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out that was the part that surprised me. I knew

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she was going to go to the void. I knew it was

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going to be that what it got me was he's beating

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the crap out of the void in there inside the

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fake world. right? The void world and he's beating

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the **** out of the void. No, you're not. I'm

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not going to let you down talk me anymore. Bad

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voice self talk and she it clicks. She's like,

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no, that's what he wants. He wants you to let

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in that violence. He wants you to let in that

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anger. Yeah. At the self talk and that to me

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is that that mirror to self harm. Yeah. Yeah.

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Right? which is what he's doing. He's he's cutting

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or impeding self -harm in that moment. And she

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figures it out. She's like, oh, no, this is what

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the void wants. Stop it. Don't finish beating

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it up. You can't shut it down. It's a part of

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you. So deep that. Yeah. You know what? I'm liking

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the movie more. Again, remember I said when we

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left, I was like, I gotta percolate on it. I

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gotta like, the more we discuss it, I'm like,

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you know what? Yeah. Yeah. And if you haven't

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seen the movie yet, which why are you watching

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this video? But like, um, it's dark and it has

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these themes, but then it, they have funny, like

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lightness. I was like busting out laughing like

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that scene. with the limo where he comes rolling

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up in the limo and he's like, he lied up. She's

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so embarrassed. She's right. She's like, no,

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don't don't. She's the embarrassed kid whose

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parents are picking her up from school. She's

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like, no, why are you here? Yeah. I like I again.

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And yeah, there's those lighthearted moments.

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Yeah. Right. He's like, we could be on the with

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his box. Right. Oh I love that and then the post

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credit he's standing in the thing be like at

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me on the Wheaties box be on the with his box

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Wheaties is good for children Good cereal. I

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like that post credit. So that's the silly post

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credit is The Wheaties box he he like he's trying

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to pick up on some woman by showing that he's

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on the Wheaties box as the new Avenger guy Now

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the second post credit scene, let's shout about

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that There's a couple things they drop one. There's

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a 14 month time gap Yep, right So my current

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running theory is They're giving time for daredevil

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born again season 2 to happen Right because that's

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coming too right and I think they're also giving

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time for spider -man to happen Okay. So, those

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are the two that I'm like, Feige is like, we

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need a, we need a time jump here, right? So,

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we got a 14 months later. They're the new Avengers

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but they're apparently in an argument with Sam

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about who's the actual Avengers and maybe Sam's

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put together another team. Yeah. And he trademarked

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it like a like a dick. And then, he's like, we'll

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be the Avengers Z, right? And this is where you

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think it's a silly thing. Now, this is again,

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two things. Again, this is where I feel like

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it's a step backwards at the end of Falcon and

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Winter Soldier and again in brave new world Sam

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and Bucky ain't got no beef right At the end

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of doctor winter soldier Sam and Bucky are good

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in brave new world it's Bucky who comes to see

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Sam in a hospital and Say it's okay, and they

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have that great scene. It's one of the best scenes

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in brave new world is one with Sam and Bucky

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Where Bucky's like yeah? Look, this is going

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to have to do. It's a great scene. And then at

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the end credits are like, well, did you talk

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to Sam? And he's like, yeah, it didn't go well.

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And I'm like, the fuck happened? Like. So unless

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there's another movie within that 14 months that

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has a lot of backstory. There's not, though.

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But like the only the only thing I can think

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of is Sam is pissed. Because, like, how dare

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you take these criminals. Nutsos and make them

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the Avengers. Like you have JV. Captain America,

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like that's you should not be allowed. Like you're

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disgracing my friend Captain America. I think

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you can let Yelena in. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And ghosts

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didn't do anything wrong. Not really. Yeah. I

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get I get US agent. I get JV Captain America,

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but not Bucky. Bucky's fine. Elaine is fine.

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Right. Yeah. So again, this is where I get confused.

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Now, moving on at the end of that end credits

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scene, they're like, there's a ship coming in.

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It's an extra dimensional ship entering the thing.

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And they're like, bring up a satellite. And it

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is at somebody. I saw somebody post this. Do

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not read the credits. If you don't want to be

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spoiled about the end scene before you get there,

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because in the credits, they say the Fantastic

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Four theme. And I was like, I didn't hear the

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Fantastic Four theme during the movie. Right.

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And then we get to the end credits and that extra

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special ship comes in. And it's very obviously

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that design you've seen in the trailers, that

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retro 60s rocket. And then it spins and we get

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a big four. Yep. So. Uh yeah. Something's going

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to happen this summer at Fantastic Four where

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they're going to leave and come to the 616. Yeah.

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Um and we also learned something else very important

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in that post credit scene. Remind me. Uh Bob

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can do the dishes. Bob can't do the dishes. Bob

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is still there but he's not using his powers

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because he's afraid of the void. Which is very

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valid like Fair enough. He's like, they're both

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there. Like, I got to be careful. Yeah. I think

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it's going to be interesting going into doomsday.

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Yeah, this is a good setup for Fantastic Four.

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It's a good setup. We got a new Avengers team

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now in Avengers doomsday that can assemble with

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Sam's Avengers and you'd be fine. Yeah. Try to

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think if there's anything else we want to talk

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about during the spoiler review. Yeah. I don't

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know. What was your favorite funny moment? That

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wasn't in the trailers. That wasn't in the trailers.

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Trying to think what my favorite funny moment

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was. I think I think. Oh, me. Go ahead. No, go

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ahead. All right. I think for me, when when they're

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going through the different worlds and then all

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of a sudden they start getting the shit beat

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out of them by the guy in the chicken costume.

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Oh, yeah. I was on math. I was on. That that

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to me was hilarious because it came out of nowhere.

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So I don't know, it's just. That was funny. Yeah.

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What about Bob? If that chicken hits me one more

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time. Gosh. I think I one of them I think of

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is that they come busting in with the truck and

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they get into the big fight scene in the truck.

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And then she's like, I just had that drywall

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replaced. The doors open. Like y 'all can just

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come upstairs and they're like, oh Okay, and

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this is like and then like he walks by and head

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butts the dude on his way through and then they

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just go upstairs like mmm Yep, like that entire

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fight was totally unnecessary. Yep We fought

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them because we thought we had to but we didn't

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you know There are some great moments. I hope

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we see more of Wendell Pierce Congress guy. I

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love what appears as an actor right I Did like

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at the end when she went when Valentina tries

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to turn around she's like look what I did the

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new Avengers and I was like Oh somebody better

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do something the thing that redeemed that scene

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for me as I was about to be pissed again Because

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they were like we're gonna beat the crap out

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of her We're going to break her bones. I was

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like, thank God she's finally going to get her

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come up. And then you go through and there's

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the press and she's like, these are the new Avengers.

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And then you later goes over and it's like, we

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own you now. I so thought she was going to punch

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her in the face in front of that was even better

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because she was like, now you have not because

00:24:34.869 --> 00:24:38.490
you turned us into the heroes. Yeah. So you're

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screwed. Right and I loved that line from Yelena

00:24:42.809 --> 00:24:47.670
like we own you now. It's like yes Yeah, it was

00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:50.509
good. If you're not gonna kill her at least make

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her useful. Um So there you go folks, what were

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your favorite moments from Thunderbolts, I hope

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you enjoyed the spoiler review I think we're

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right on 24, which is perfect. Uh, so thank you

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for joining us for this lovely spoiler talk And

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we will see you next time. See you next time