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Topic. Okay. So I watched a new documentary on

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Amazon prime talking about tentacle porn. No,

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I'm just kidding. It wasn't about that at all.

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Um, it was actually called octopus, but with

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a exclamation mark after it, I'm featuring a

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Tracy Morgan. Um, so this documentary comes at

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octopuses from a lot of different views. So you

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have like Tracy Morgan, who I believe they said

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like the largest like fish tank installed in

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his house for his like personal use or something.

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You have researchers, you have photographers,

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you have a lot of different people coming together

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talking about octopuses from different angles.

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And it also covers like how we have viewed octopuses

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throughout history. So how we originally viewed

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octopuses as very stupid creatures all the way

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to like 1814 Japanese painting very famous the

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dream of the fisherman's wife, which is I believe

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they state it was the first known time of having

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or at least documenting sexual fantasies with

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an octopus to like the legendary Kraken I will

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say Oh, I can't put that on the stream. Holy

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smokes. What? I went to go see if I could show

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the piece of art, the dream of the fisherman's

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wife. Oh, no. No, you cannot. Holy smokes. It's

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kind of graphic. That is not safe for for the

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stream, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Google it

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when you're not at work. Yeah. Don't Google that

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at work. That is for sure. Holy shit. I was gonna

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put it up in the browser window and be like,

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oh look everyone know 1814 Japan was not shy

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at all. I guess Yeah But Google it you're listening

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if you're watching Google it Google it on your

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own time Just be prepared. You're going to see

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some tentacles. You you will get that reaction

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that I just had But I will say the saddest thing

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about this documentary is I found out how the

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female octopus dies and it is very sad and dark.

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That's a bummer. Yeah. So supposedly, so female

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octopus will actually protect her eggs. And she

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will sit there and likes, you know, under a rock

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or in a crevice that no one can get to you and

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she will sit there and constantly like, I don't

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know, move water around the eggs to like, add

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like oxygen, wait, aerate, I think aerate the

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eggs, right? Um, and she'll just sit there and

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protect her eggs for, I believe they said for

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like four months, never leaving this dark hole,

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not even feeding herself. and she will slowly

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like start to fade and then supposedly the last

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thing she'll see in her life is that all of her

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eggs are hatching and they were like going off

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into the into the ocean to live their beautiful

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lives and then she dies and I was like oh my

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gosh man that's dark we went from like the dream

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of the fisherman's wife to like how female octopuses

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just like die But no, overall, it was a great

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documentary. I am very like educational. I am.

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Yeah, check it out. Check out the artwork. Also,

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we have a lot of octopuses here in Seattle. Those

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octopi are cool. Octopi. I'm always like on the

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fence. They do look like aliens from another

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planet, but they're neat and they're so smart.

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And they are really smart. Like that's kind of

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insane. and they're they're local here we got

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the the pacific ot to put this here right in

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the pewdie sound they're awesome um somebody

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in the chat said i hope tracy morgan and documenter

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in the same sentence actually that reminds me

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tracy morgan doing an animal documentary did

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you ever see the bit he used to do the oh brian

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fellows oh okay hang on uh because he did a bit

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Where he had a show on SNL on SNL he was a show

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and it was Brian fellow Safari planet and he

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would do like animal stuff So go check that out

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again Tracy Morgan doing it a Animal documentary

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just reminded me of the SNL bits used to do with

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the Brian fellow show which I can't put on here

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we will be too monetized or copyright struck

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Because we will be. But yes, it was Brian Fellows

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and the Sephardic Planet starring Tracy Morgan.

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So go check those out. Yeah, go check out Tracy's

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documentary about octopi. It's good. I liked

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it. I enjoyed it.